No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
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No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
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I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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