can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
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He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
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I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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