I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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