Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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