Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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