I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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