life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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