I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
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I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
did you just send me my own nude
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We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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