Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
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Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
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Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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