i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I see more hoeing in ur future
Randomize
