Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
