what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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