The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
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Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
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You need a sexual gate keeper
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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