Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
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This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
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No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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