He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I need moral support for this bender
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
did i just pee glitter
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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