evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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