An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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