ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Do vagina's smell?
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
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I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
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I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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