You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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