"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
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These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize