Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Randomize
