Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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