Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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