I looked at my own cervix.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
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