he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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