you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
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