Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
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You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
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Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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