thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
Randomize