She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
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Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
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Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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