Whod you bang
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
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