you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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