:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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