How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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