I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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