North Korea, Best Korea!
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
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stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
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Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
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