Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
send nudes
from the living room?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
