Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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