Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
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votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
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I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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