Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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