Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
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Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
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Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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