There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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