i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
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he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
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New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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