I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
jump out the window naked night went bad
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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