Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
nutella sex= disaster
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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