I just saw a hot homeless man
operation have a gay friend backfired
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
