2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
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This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
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I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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