No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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