Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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