and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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