We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
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He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
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Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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