I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
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Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
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I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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