i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
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I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
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My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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