Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
The uberlube is also flammable
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Randomize
