my mouth tastes like poor choices
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
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