Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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